Author Archives: Zaslow Crane

                  Remember old old Rock ‘n roll song ? –  where the exasperated dad finally had had enough of his son’s using the town’s roads as a raceway? – and… Read more »

Roulette in the backyard             I remember, at Christmastime, my parents were usually stumped as to what I’d like to receive for Christmas. It was beyond my abilities to show… Read more »

Last week: 2:14 AM It’s late. I heard noises in the house. An intruder! I got up to investigate, meat cleaver in hand. Yes, I do keep a huge meat… Read more »

“Nixon, Now!…” (AGAIN) by Zaslow Crane In the months preceding a particularly contentious presidential election, throughout the primary elections, one might have thought that being a zombie ex president might… Read more »

An embarrassment of …Coffee Definition: embarrassment of wealth An embarrassment of riches is an idiom that means an overabundance of something, or too much of a good thing. Well, I wish it was money but instead… Read more »

Rollo             Rollo, as I’ve named “him”, arrived yesterday.             I remember thinking: “I hate vacuuming, and now I have a robot to perform that icky task for me!”            … Read more »

            The Ring internet enabled doorbell seems to be this year’s “darling”; The Item that is most talked about and most desired. The internet seems to be abuzz over this… Read more »

  DeFelice & Graves by Zaslow Crane             I see a lot of strife in our world today, especially locally and, I think I might understand the cause. Everything today… Read more »

NZFL by Zaslow Crane cue: Theme music for Sunday Night Football. Martial, yet fun; uplifting yet, exciting, and anticipatory. Three… Two… One… (Medium one shot gradually pulling out to a… Read more »

Bomb Making In Mayberry             The only thing dumber than a teenager, is a 10th grader. And since I’ve been both, I feel qualified to speak on this subject.            … Read more »