Have you ever, EVER…?
Literally…or figuratively…
Polished a turd
Dug your heels in
Whipped a dead horse – and did the ASPCA or PITA get involved?
Been “woolgathering”?
Beat around the bush…Or-
Made a silk purse from a sow’s ear
(And if so where did you procure such an item?)
Ever been down at the heels? Or particularly well heeled?
Flown under the radar?
Been over the moon?
…and did you take pictures?
Been beside yourself?
Did you catch a glimpse with your excellent peripheral vision?
Been bright eyed and bushy tailed
(I’ll just leave that one alone for now…)
“Tread water” or “tap-danced”?
Thrown cold water on something
-Did it accomplish the desired result?
One point per “yes”, two if you actually DID get pics of the moon
