Have You Ever…EVER?

Have you ever, EVER…?

Literally…or figuratively

Gotten your Ducks in a row – and was it just a little easier than herding cats?

Been on…Or Off the hook

Gone Dutch

Been a Monday Morning Quarterback

Had a Green Thumb…And did penicillin take care of it?

Written your John Hancock

Given “props” to someone?

Been bent out of shape and what did it take to get bent back into shape?

Hung tight

Ridden Shotgun…And did you need to be armed at the time?

Done the math

One point per “yes” except number 8, which is worth 2

About Zaslow Crane

Zaslow Crane wrote his first Science fiction story when he was 11 This was after an uncle had given him a Charmin case full of sci fi paperbacks- all the old masters: A.E.Van Vogt, Cordwainer Smith, Heinlen, Bradbury, and dozens more. After that, he never looked back. Zaslow Crane has contributed to numerous magazines and newspapers over many years, and has been a contributing editor for a national magazine. He has been published a couple hundred times for non fiction. Regarding fiction, he writes primarily SciFi and was one of the creative talents behind Smoke and Mirrors, a parsec nominated podcast that "re-imagined" the Twilight Zone and, which ran for 2 1/2 years. He has written over two hundred short stories, 7 or 8 novellas and two novels, one of which "explains" a great many advancements in human technology. He likes mindless sort of work, because it frees that other part of his brain to work on story ideas, so if you see him, say, digging a ditch, you'll know that he’s really writing. He lives in a tiny house on a hill in Central California. His home overlooks the ocean - IF you're willing to stand on tip toes and crane your neck. Just a bit.