Something that I’ll bet never occurred to most of you, ( it certainly didn’t to me!) is that your body has a lot to say about whether you have a beard. There are a couple easy jokes that center on whether you’re male or not. I’ll let you make them and I’ll move on.
My “procedure” was almost two weeks ago and my beard has not grown at all. Normally in a two weeks’ time period I’d look like Dan Hagerty’s not-so-very-good-looking-dad in the upcoming Grizzly Adams-“Idaho- Freelance Broder Patrol” (Sundays 10 pm, ZBS).
Instead, my body is pretty much saying: “Dude, I don’t know exactly what happened, but I’ve got waaaaay bigger fish to fry ATM. The beard will just have to wait. It makes sense when you consider all this as a “whole”, but it kind of makes you think of how well connected your body is and how well designed it is (mostly). So I have no idea when my beard will start growing again…I’m really in no hurry either.
