“This just in… Octopus armed with numerous knives attacks and injures a local diver, injuring him and escapes as authorities seek any who can identify the felon. More at 11 when Eyewitless News begins…
“This just in… Octopus armed with numerous knives attacks and injures a local diver, wounding him and escapes as authorities seek any who can identify the felon. More at 11 when Eyewitless News begins…
”I interviewed someone at the scene-: “Look we’ve gotta quit arming these things! Divers are getting hurt!”
Another concerned party offered another outlook:
“What if you were facing an opponent, who could parry, thrust and riposte all at the same time and with plenty of reserve options?
It’d be daunting; even scary, right?
Well, I’m here to tell you that for far too long we’ve been content to arm our adversaries in the spirit of fair play; in order to give the prey a sporting chance- a projectile launcher here; ability to or a body part that detaches there… but that arming an octopus is dangerous and irresponsible.”
Quit arming the octopi! Quit arming the octopi! Quit arming the octopi!
”I interviewed someone at the scene-: “Look we’ve gotta quit arming these things! Divers are getting hurt!”
Another concerned party offered another outlook:
“What if you were facing an opponent, who could parry, thrust and riposte all at the same time and with plenty of reserve options?
It’d be daunting; even scary, right?
Well, I’m here to tell you that for far too long we’ve been content to arm our adversaries in the spirit of fair play; in order to give the prey a sporting chance- a projectile launcher here; ability to or a body part that detaches there… but that arming an octopus is dangerous and irresponsible.”
Quit arming the octopi! Quit arming the octopi! Quit arming the octopi!
