Stalking the Razorflies of Southeren Oregon

Stalking the Ravenous Razor Flies of Coastal Southern Oregon

           

Mr Attenbourough barely escaped with his life this day. Braver than I, he is!

I’ve warned the cameraman back. I now know how these butterflies think, and I’ll not put someone else in danger unnecessarily. They react on airborne pheromones but with the breeze shifting so constantly, I wonder if any of us are safe?

            I once saw the Southern Oregon Masked Russet Butterfly take a man’s ear off because he was between it and a food source.

            I’ve heard of a medium-sized swarm eating all the meat off two tourists from Florida in about an hour. The paramedics lost their bravado that day!

            The surf crashes desultorily upon the compacted sand of this southern Oregon beach. But nearby there is a menace …waiting…and flitting from one flowering tree to another.

            It all seems so pastoral. But I know better

            I can clearly see the “Alfa,” with his dangling feather-like protuberances beneath him (her?). Each of those 6-8 inch long “trailers” can cut through 1/8 inch aluminum, not to mention skin.

            He is hovering in the air, not far away; not far away at all. He seems to be daring me to attack.

            As if he knows something I don’t.

            Like the swarm I saw a short time ago is nearby and resting…waiting in a nearby tree.

            So if I make any sudden or overt movements, I might have the entire swarm attack me. Even the protective clothing I’ve worn will likely not be any match for a thousand- thousand slashing trailers.

            The breeze shifts again, and I watch the reaction of the butterflies carefully. All it takes is one “alfa” to incite the entire horde.

            This is not what I’d hoped for today.

            The butterflies shift restively but none take to the sky and my pulse slows a bit; my breathing quiets slowly.

            And now, I’ve finally gotten my photos and vids. I’ve gotten what I came for, so I could bring it to you today…  I stalk predators large and small to show you how like us they are; how well organized they are  and how well we might co-exist…

            Today we examined the Southern Oregon Coastal Razor Butterflies, and brought you vid files so you can see what’s happening around this tiny blue ball. And when I think back on stalking the razorflies…and I breathe a sigh of relief.

            Luckily for civilization, they have a short life span and die off within about six weeks. Again, Humanity has dodged a bullet.

About Zaslow Crane

Zaslow Crane wrote his first Science fiction story when he was 11 This was after an uncle had given him a Charmin case full of sci fi paperbacks- all the old masters: A.E.Van Vogt, Cordwainer Smith, Heinlen, Bradbury, and dozens more. After that, he never looked back. Zaslow Crane has contributed to numerous magazines and newspapers over many years, and has been a contributing editor for a national magazine. He has been published a couple hundred times for non fiction. Regarding fiction, he writes primarily SciFi and was one of the creative talents behind Smoke and Mirrors, a parsec nominated podcast that "re-imagined" the Twilight Zone and, which ran for 2 1/2 years. He has written over two hundred short stories, 7 or 8 novellas and two novels, one of which "explains" a great many advancements in human technology. He likes mindless sort of work, because it frees that other part of his brain to work on story ideas, so if you see him, say, digging a ditch, you'll know that he’s really writing. He lives in a tiny house on a hill in Central California. His home overlooks the ocean - IF you're willing to stand on tip toes and crane your neck. Just a bit.